I am sleeping soundly when Phillip comes in and announces that it is time to cut hair. I roll over. I hear him say he is going to cut Porter's hair if I have no objections. I fake asleep. Here is the result of my laziness.
The Before: My adorable baby with a head of gorgeous blond hair (and a serious "I will crush you face")
The right before: Phillip even spiked it up to get a good shot of what he was about to hack off..
The After: A still adorable but seriously bald looking baby! I can't say if he looks more like a little old man, an army recruit, or a cancer survivor but I don't think any of the above are good looks for a baby.
O and I still get the closed eye crooked grin.
Lessons Learned: #1 When Phillip says he is going to cut Porter's hair what he really means is "Maggi get out of bed or I am going to butcher our sons hair." And #2 Don't be so incredibly lazy and ignore your husband when he makes these threats because when all is said and done he'll say "I told you I was going to do it and you didn't object." I hope I learned my lesson, I would hate to see what happens next time...
3 days ago